Tiny houses, big umbrella.
When you’re sick and can’t move, the only logical thing to do is sit in bed with your toys. Because lets face it, they are cute.
My Tea cup says grumpy, so i shall look confused instead.
If i could have it all.
Ok, so if by chance you felt as though you were dying, you wouldn’t go into work, it’s as simple as that.
But if its your 4th shift at the place, things get a little awkward if you’re not actually at work.
Right, what do i do? should i work, i’m thinkin’ yes.
but my brain is like, you selfish little bastard i can’t work.
Now i’m basically in the crapper to be honest.
Just so we’re clear, i may no sorry, will approach a customer like so next time i work.
you just wait and see.
I’m living proof of a horrifying waitress, and guess what.. i love it.
Not fun walking through a bottle shop looking like this, i can quite easily say that.
Cereally, it’s not.
So there’s this one reoccurring dream that i’ve had since about the age of 10, it involves a regular two story house that as you walk inside gradually expands and you see in rooms a bowling alley, and dark mysterious corners..
now this dream starts off perfectly fine.. i mean who wouldn’t want their very own bowling alley? but this dream eventually turns into a nightmare where everything changes to a green like colour (much like those movies where you see things through night vision goggles) I never quite reach the end, i assume i just die? mm?
That is all.
Now i’m sure you’ve all had your fair share of pedos, however go into freo and you may attract them ;)
Right so.. just casually walking down a busy street in freo, politely nodding at a mid-evil, trench coat wearing man whom might i add sounded very much like towelie on southpark..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKR64NR67q4&feature=related
Ah Towelie.. What an idiot.
Ahem.. So yeah this freakish pedo of a man walks up to us and says “oh hey ladies what are you doing tonight? because i was wondering if you wanted to babysit my dogs with me” and of course our reactions being; “Oh ah, shit-fuck.”
Yep. That’s all really.
So that was my weekend.
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